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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:52 am

im supposed to ask you about your trip to the bathroom friday night. something about volunteering for something. :naughty: :flipoff: :D
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1tonCJ wrote:I just did a google search for "Monster Trannies". that was a really bad idea!! if you are going to google it, be sure to spell out "TRANSMISSION""
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:12 am

twistedtrik wrote:im supposed to ask you about your trip to the bathroom friday night. something about volunteering for something. :naughty: :flipoff: :D


Lets just say that that stuff tingles for a while and I like it, [Jim Carey Voice] I like it alot!!! :naughty: :naughty:
Especially when it gets rubbed again :roll:
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:17 am

hey i wasnt curious, i was just told to ask you about it. :naughty: :D
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1tonCJ wrote:I just did a google search for "Monster Trannies". that was a really bad idea!! if you are going to google it, be sure to spell out "TRANSMISSION""
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:22 am

twistedtrik wrote:hey i wasnt curious, i was just told to ask you about it. :naughty: :D


Suuuuuuure you weren't curious, come awn, you now you wanna touch it :naughty: :naughty:

So who asked, do tell :innocent:
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:26 am

yeah maybe with a hot poker. :D i cant let you in on my sources, that would be wrong. :flipoff:
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1tonCJ wrote:I just did a google search for "Monster Trannies". that was a really bad idea!! if you are going to google it, be sure to spell out "TRANSMISSION""
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:31 am

twistedtrik wrote:yeah maybe with a hot poker. :D i cant let you in on my sources, that would be wrong. :flipoff:


wish it was the hot blonde but I know I don't have the right hair for that :laughing:
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:36 am

if anybody is reading this, sam really needs to borrow a mullet. so if anybody has one lying around he'd sure appreciate it. thanks :flipoff: :D
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:38 am

twistedtrik wrote:if anybody is reading this, sam really needs to borrow a mullet. AND A CAR WITH NO FRONT FENDER AND PRIMERED ALL AROUND, OH WAIT, WITH PRIMER PATCHES ALL AROUND. so if anybody has one lying around he'd sure appreciate it. thanks :flipoff: :D


There, fixed it on how it should read :D
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:40 am

you already have half of a fourrunner, what the hell else do ya need? :flipoff:
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:54 am

twistedtrik wrote:you already have half of a fourrunner, what the hell else do ya need? :flipoff:


Her, next to me nekkid for the trail ride :naughty:
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:56 am

:rothflmao: whos ready to GIT ER DONE? :boobies:
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1tonCJ wrote:I just did a google search for "Monster Trannies". that was a really bad idea!! if you are going to google it, be sure to spell out "TRANSMISSION""
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:59 am

twistedtrik wrote::rothflmao: whos ready to GIT ER DONE? :boobies:


Looks like just you and I :scratching: Oh well, post count goes up :D
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:04 am

hey its not my fault people dont have exciting jobs where they sit behind a computer all day and screw around. :twisted: :D
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Unread postby angie » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:08 am

:scratching: :scratching: :scratching:


I'm not sure I want to know............















Okay yes I do, I'm too curious.




WHAT THE HELL are you two talking about?


Who's the blonde? A Mullet, why oh why? A primered car? Is Tice's family visiting? (Sorry Tice couldn't resist)
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:12 am

woohoo, a threesome with Angie :naughty: :naughty:
I'll whisper everything to you...come closer...closer... :naughty:
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:13 am

:rothflmao: well ill let sam tell the story as i was not there but i do have some pretty good details. :naughty: :D
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:14 am

oh right on a three some. now if i could just get my wife to allow another female in. :naughty: :innocent: :D
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Unread postby angie » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:17 am

:innocent: A threesome :innocent:




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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:18 am

aw come on angie, you know two big ol' boys like me and sam are irresistable. :innocent: :D
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:18 am

twistedtrik wrote:oh right on a three some. now if i could just get my wife to allow another female in. :naughty: :innocent: :D


I know, I tried like hell to get that other women with me and your wif......why do I speak out loud like that :oops: :oops:
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:19 am

angie wrote::innocent: A threesome :innocent:




LOL


About as :innocent: as I am I'm sure :p :p
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Unread postby angie » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:20 am

twistedtrik wrote:aw come on angie, you know two big ol' boys like me and sam are irresistable. :innocent: :D


You found my weak spot. LOL
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Unread postby Twistedtrik » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:20 am

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo it was me and my wife and another female. you werent there. :flipoff: :D
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Unread postby bertha » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:23 am

twistedtrik wrote:noooooooooooooooooooooooooo it was me and my wife and another female. you werent there. :flipoff: :D


:oops: :oops: Sorry, that was my wet dream :oops:

Angie, I'm not big, just fluffy :naughty:
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Unread postby angie » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:23 am

bertha wrote:
angie wrote::innocent: A threesome :innocent:




LOL


About as :innocent: as I am I'm sure :p :p


who me? :naughty:



I can't not tell a lie.......... maybe it was :twisted: and not a :innocent:
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